Mousepig...

...that's exactly what it looks like. Though it's more likely it's a newborn piglet seeing it's all pink and the other is black and they're surrounded by hay-looking things. The real identity of the creature is as clear as the picture. Which is obviously not very clear at all. But well, what really caught my attention is the message that came along with it.

"Feeling down or confused? Make an appointment for a comprehensive face to face fortune consultation" !?

Whaaaat? Or as R would have put it, "it not a-made no sense." That has not the slightest ounce of relevance to the picture. Aside from the very confusing identity crisis, that is. Then again, maybe that's exactly what the advertiser was going for.

Sigh, the things people put out there these days just for people like me to waste time analysing them and write useless posts about.